Sterling,VA – In a shocking reversal of earlier statements Alpine Ski shop president and owner Chris Bunch made the bold move of cutting his hair today. Previously, Mr. Bunch was presenting his best “rockin’ with Dokken” look possible to his family, friends, staff and locals of Northern Virginia. The gullet mullet look being sported by Bunch had long been dormant since the late 80’s or early 90’s.
Scientist from the museum of American history documented this limited rebirth of a follicle movement long lost to acid was jeans and heavy metal parking lot. When asked why send the misbegotten hairstyle back to the land from whence it came Mr. Bunch simply shrugged his shoulders and said “dunno”. Co-conspirator in all things Alpine Ski Shop and Tyler Bunch was overheard muttering about his “retirement grease” and “about time Chris acted his mamby pamby age”.
Full details and an account of Mr Bunch’s hair fantasy’s can be found on the Alpine Drops blog. We now have to go hit ourselves with a lead pipe for taking the time to write this.
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