1. Turn on computer
2. Sip coffee
3. Enjoy Coffee
4. Go to google mail
5. Open mail
6. Sip coffee again
7. Continue to enjoy coffee
8. Read headline “Steve Fischer considered Phil Mickleson of Halfpipe”
9. Start laughing and spitting coffee all over your monitor.
10. Curse loudly because there are no paper towels around.
I love it when the truth is funnier than anything I can write.